Off topic, that new method man & redman joint is crazy poppin. gotta luh them niggas. Hop in my truck & roll up the window, AYO, you know whatchu in fo, once we turn the corner light up the ENDO, ayo ayo ayooo.


SO ANYWAYS, I'm not one to ride Nicki Minaj's dick. not too much anyways, but if shes never said anything else real, STEP YA PUSSY UP is the realest piece of advice any female can take. It is the key to ending all ongoing catfights in the world. Most females take it literally but there is an underlying message to this phrase. Bitch, dont get upset when you see your man losing interest in you, or wandering off dipping & diving in the next female. STEP YA PUSSY UP. Unless the bitch is a straight up slore and shes constantly coming after your man after he refuses to interact with her (On some Obsessed shit, thats the only time its ok to pull a Beyonce and whoop the bitches ass.), then the only person you should be mad at if your man flirts is YOURSELF. that just means youre not puttin it down enough, or not doing something else right to make him want to only invest his time in you. Or if he constantly does it, after you think your pussy is stepped up to it's fullest potential, then that means he doesnt want your ass, so FUCK HIM and move on to the next. Why get mad at the female hes flirting with? at the end of the day your going to have to deal with HIM if youre really interested a longterm relationship. not the random bitch hes booloving with.

This has been my philosophy before anyone even knew who the fuck Nicki Minaj was. (she just put the philosophy into beautiful, easy to follow words). I never been mad at a bitch in MY LIFE over a nigga. It was always something else, but never over a dude. Fuck imma get mad at you for when there are billions of dicks floating around in the world, waiting to be conquered? Imma fat girl, but my insecure days have been gone since '01. that shit been out. Getting mad at another female for shit like that is conceding to the fact that shes better than you.

I gaurantee that 85% of the time, the bullshitery & fuckery will end between your man and all his sideline boos if you step your pussy up. the other 15% of men are straight up dogs and you need to release them hos ASAP.

Some tips on stepping your pussy up, i think some bullets are in order:

1. Understand what your man interests and hobbies are and learn them asap even if it pains you.
2. Talk to your man more. get inside his head and get that good convo going. dudes may seem like animals but they also love to talk like us females. So be a good listener & get on your janet jack shit & give him that feedback.
3. Have phone sex while at work or away from him, most of em love it.
4. Try to experiment with new positions as often as you can during sex. Monotonous sex SUCKS.
5. Do some roll playing, get creative.
6. Make his favorite foods, & if you cant cook, buy it lol. you know that old saying, the way to a mans heart is through his di..stomache. =]
7. Step your gear up. go shopping and switch up your wardrobe. get some sexy shit. I know they got a sale on fuck-me-pumps men should mainly appreciate your personality, and heart. but the visual is an added touch.
8. Back up off of him. Damn bitch, he dont want you all up in his apartment, and all in his ear 24/7. Dudes get tired of that. give him that good, and lay off him for a minute. Even if you dont, pretend you have a life. Trust, he'll be calling you back asap like "(insert nickname here), i miss you like crazy."
9. Ignore his interaction with all other females. Even it it bothers you that hes side-eyeing some chick over there with the bootyshorts on, act like it doesnt. This gives you sort of a "I'm the Shit" aura that dudes really dig. Its kind of self-fufilling. If you think other bitches dont have shit on you, then your man will too & the flirtation will decrease dramatically. (notice, i didnt say it will stop, because men will be men regardless.)
10. SUCK SOME DICK. you want some techniques? aim me. aim = juiicyfatz

Thank me later.

-eassyyy.